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| Posted: Thu Sep 18th, 2008 06:29 pm |
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biggsbasement
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When I saw this I just had to post it....hopefully all you blondes out there will forgive me (I'm a blonde too) but this was just to cute!!
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! I PROMISE !)
"W I N A B A G E L"
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15th, 2008 07:45 pm |
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biggsbasement
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Sorry all.....here is another one I had to post...a little camping humor............
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tont o went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see? '
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells m e that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole the tent. '
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| Posted: Thu Dec 18th, 2008 03:52 pm |
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Camping Dutchman
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Did you hear about the naked old man running through the flower show over the weekend?
He won for best dried arrangement..... Bada dumb
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| Posted: Thu Jan 15th, 2009 03:13 am |
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LoudRam
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The blonde one was great. My wife loved it too. The other jokes, well....
I know this one has been out for a while but I just noticed it.
Last edited on Thu Jan 15th, 2009 03:14 am by LoudRam
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27th, 2009 12:38 pm |
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